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What will Jesus do in his 1,000 year reign? Same thing he already did, heal what hurts. Video. Annual memorial 3-31-2018, everyone's invited.
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 76393850:MV8zNzkxMTIxXzY4MDcyMTg5X0EzNDM0QzE=] Firstly, as soon as he arrives in North Carolina, he'll be arrested for being homeless and be classed as a street bum. In Florida, he'll be arrested again for trying to help the needy as handing out help there is illegal. Also, if he tries healing the sick and raising the dead there, he'll again face arrest for practising medicine without a licence. If he still escapes prison, by the time he arrives in Georgia, he may then be arrested for not owning a gun. Shortly afterwards, he'll be arrested again by ICE as being an illegal immigrant. However, long before trial, he's almost certain to face a trip to Guantanamo Bay... As he is Christ he knows everything wgich means he is, de facto, in knowledge of classified information. If He still manages to get out of there, a trip to the UK would almost certainly prove futile. There he will face deportation for being homophobic. Furthermore, under pressure from Antifa activists, he would also face deportation for being a "extreme right wing extremist' due to his "racist" views on the Philistines. Australia and New Zealand would also be out of the question... as a person with prior convictions in the USA and a deportation order from the UK, he would be inadmissible. Likewise with no proper chipped ID, the E.U. including Poland and Ireland would be utterly impossible. Of course, he could go to South Africa, however, if he does so, he would face a severe security risk from the Economic Freedom Fighters for being a white from a privileged background (well, his father is God isn't he). Which all goes to show why the Israelis can say with confidence that Christ will arrive there, for under existing legislation, it would be the only country on Earth he could probably get into. [/quote]
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