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Help! The Devil's Plotting To Keep Us Alive & Well!!!
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[quote:cerebrose:MV8yODc4NTk5X0QxMkY4NkZG] He plants a craving for sugar so the catabolic hormones won't take over and corrode us from the inside out, and so we generate the dreadful adenosine triphosphate! He plants a craving for sex as an opportunity to alleviate anxiety & have children! He plants a craving for humor to keep our hearts light! He plants a craving for music as a comforting sanctuary! He plants a craving for expression to combat repression & release seething unease! He plants a craving for sense of purpose & will so as not to favor nihilism & extinction! What a fucking generative bastard! Energy is gross! Fucking life, blech. Shouldn't it be our life's goal to become slaves of death by obliterating these icky, sinful cravings once & for all? Won't someone save us? We'd be forever grateful (and dead n' depleted). :) [/quote]
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He plants a craving for sugar so the catabolic hormones won't take over and corrode us from the inside out, and so we generate the dreadful adenosine triphosphate!
He plants a craving for sex as an opportunity to alleviate anxiety & have children!
He plants a craving for humor to keep our hearts light!
He plants a craving for music as a comforting sanctuary!
He plants a craving for expression to combat repression & release seething unease!
He plants a craving for sense of purpose & will so as not to favor nihilism & extinction!
What a fucking generative bastard!
Energy is gross! Fucking life, blech.
Shouldn't it be our life's goal to become slaves of death by obliterating these icky, sinful cravings once & for all?
Won't someone save us?
We'd be forever grateful (and dead n' depleted).
:)
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