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[quote:VERDICT:MV8xODUwOTA1XzMwODU3MDM1XzQ4MzY2QjM5] [quote:Anonymous Coward 15147898:MV8xODUwOTA1XzMwODU2OTA4X0FBQzcxOEFE] [quote:VERDICT:MV8xODUwOTA1XzMwODU2NzQyXzI0RTAxOUJE] [quote:Anonymous Coward 15147898:MV8xODUwOTA1XzMwODU2NjUwX0QyMzcyM0U3] I reaffirm the virility of the not knowable, objectionable truth of spiralling conundrums. May the left, to the ever glowing rainbows (not by rain though) of oscillating traps of widowmakers. OH NO!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT? [/quote] Is that you, Mr. Wonka!? You owe me a new box of gobstoppers you fuck! [/quote] YOU QUASI KAMIKAZI TULIP!! I'll George Soros your mouth trap with a little Bernanke-pepper and trinkly doorstoppers in a world were the music of Noisia makes sense. By the powers half-vested in me, 24% to the amish and the remaining 26% to the squirrels (and the real remaining 40% to the russians) we summon the KONY 2012 kind-like level of campaigning, to expose the JAPANESE IN YOU!!!! How do you like them gobstoppers? [/quote] If there is indeed Japanese in me as you so claim it to expose, then I shall return to my loft and feed the dogs in the neighborhood from the rooftops. Dogs prefer to be fed from far above. [/quote]
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So they shipped me my order, and there was a fly in the box that consumed the contents.
The only way I'm making it through the day is with this note pinned to my shirt.
Please freeze dry all your tomatoes this weekend.
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